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- Hello, we are... - Shibata, Ryoya and Toshimitsu.
Nowadays, there are many contents on YouTube.
But in the past, videos like YouTube were very simple.
- It was like a test that anyone could do. - That's right.
In the past, we did things like "misosiruguro".
- Now we can't do it, but we did "sampatsu shiminae" in "koenkousha". - That's nice.
It's easy to understand. It's easy to understand.
- Those kinds of videos are interesting now and in the past. - Yeah.
Recently, there have been a lot of complicated and long videos.
Sometimes, I want to make a video that's easy to understand and ends with a bang.
Looking back on the characteristics of those days,
I thought it would be interesting to combine common everyday words and common everyday words.
- Yeah. - When I was thinking of a story, I would look at something and combine it like "this" and "this" and do it.
When you gathered in Shibayamichi, you only brought an iron and an egg, didn't you?
What are you talking about?
Today, I bought this iron.
- Iron and now... - That's right.
Don't close your eyes.
- Whoa! - Whoa!
While eating an egg in my parents' house, I looked at the iron and thought, "Oh, I can use it in the air."
- That's right. - This kind of thinking is fine.
Common words and common words are infinitely fun and interesting.
- So, out of the 10 episodes, we made 4 videos that are a little old-fashioned. - Old-fashioned?
I don't know if it's old-fashioned or not.
This time, me and both teams and Shibayamichi and Toshimitsu teams will split up and pull out common words.
Out of the two pulled out common words, we will make a combination and make an old-fashioned, easy-to- understand, simple and interesting video.
- One step at a time. - One step.
But in the past, it was really like 2 minutes.
It was a world of 3 minutes long.
- Really. - That's right.
We tried not to exceed 5 minutes.
But now, before the beginning of the video ends, the video is over.
- Everything is over. - That's right.
- This is 3 minutes. - That's right.
- Even this is over. - I don't know why we split up old-fashioned videos.
- Right? - It's really amazing.
How did you make such a grand video into such a simple video?
- It's amazing. - I think it all looked grand.
I've had that image for a long time.
Surprisingly, it was like that even two years ago.
- Hmm... - Two years ago, three years ago.
Suddenly, culture has changed too much.
For now, we'll just talk and use all the funny parts.
- If we do that, it'll be a long video. - That's right.
Even so, it's amazing that we made 4 videos.
- That's amazing. - We're doing our best.
- Who are you recording for?
It's not good to continue doing the same genre.
Sometimes, even if it's short, it can be funny.
On the other hand, it can be difficult.
- Let's try it. - Yes.
- This time, we made "kujibi kyocho". - Yes.
- It's common in everyday life. - Yes.
- It's a common word in everyday life. - Thank you.
- For now, we'll draw the first one. - Yes.
- Can I say the first one? - Yes.
- It's this one. - I'll draw it.
- Fish! - Oh!
- It's not bad. - Fish is a common word in everyday life.
- It's a common word in everyday life. - I'll draw this one, too.
- Thank you. - It's this one.
- Pants! - Pants!
- I see. - Pants are kind of old-fashioned.
- They're kind of old-fashioned. - They make you feel like you're going back in time.
- I see. - I feel like my family has taken over.
- Yeah, it's like my family has taken over.
- I'm doing my best.
- But I'm going to start acting suddenly.
- We'll start taking a bath or something, right? - Yes.
- Here we go. - We're going to be recording
- fish and meat.
It's the other way around, isn't it?
It's the other way around!
Toilet!
He got the toilet!
What are we gonna do?
This is terrible!
We might go back to the toilet and grab it and eat it.
That's what it's gonna be like, isn't it?
I'll do my best.
But it's underwear, so...
I think underwear goes best with anything.
Here we go.
What is it?
This!
Isn't it too obvious?
Is it okay for me to say that?
- Here we go. - Okay.
- MacBook! - Whoa!
- Wow, MacBook! - I didn't expect it.
You couldn't use MacBooks for stories back in the day.
I thought it would break, but it said "action ends" on it.
Setsuya's shiny MacBook Air.
If it breaks, we're done for.
I feel like we need something handy.
Isn't it a little handy over there?
- The toilet is powerful. - It's powerful!
- That's a hit! - It's a hit!
- It's an old-fashioned atmosphere. - We have to take a break.
- Please look forward to next week's... - Skip!
Next week's Skip!
One week of skipping!
- Old videos are about me and someone else. - That's right.
I think that image is strong, so let's start with me and Ryonet.
- We are... - Hakana and Toy.
- Wow! - How have you been?
I can only do things that are not allowed.
Oh, that's right! In the past, we'd give you one of these, right?
There's no explanation or anything like that.
I'll say it because it's the current era, but it includes fiction.
- Yes, yes, yes. - Oh!
So in the past, we'd say, "How far is the story?" and "How far is it?"
We'd have you enjoy it, but we'd have you say, "It's just fiction."
We already have more than 5 million subscribers.
- So we'll say it. - Yes.
This is a video of us using fish and toilets.
- What? - Hello, I'm Tokai.
- I'm Ryo. - Everyone!
Have you ever wanted to go fishing at home?
- Using real fish can be difficult. - Yes.
- So we bought something you can easily fish at home with toys. - Yes.
- What is it? - Here it is!
Super realistic, bubble fishing!
- This is what's inside. - Yes.
There's a magnet on the mouth of the toy fish.
There's a magnet on this side, too.
If you do this...
It's nostalgic, isn't it?
If you eat it, you'll shake, right?
You can do this normally, but...
There's a test subject this time.
If you have a magnet, you can stick anything to it.
That's right.
So I was swallowing a small magnet earlier.
Oh, are you okay?
It's small, so I don't have a problem with my stomach at all.
After you poop in the toilet...
If you do this toy in the toilet...
Is it a fish you're going to catch?
Or is it a poop?
We're going to verify it.
If you can't poop...
You can play in the toilet without worrying about it.
It's a hassle to prepare water in advance.
That's right.
It's always...
It's always in the toilet.
This will affect your children's play.
It may also affect your parents' wallet situation.
It's becoming a very important research.
I'd like to do it right away.
Now, let's go to the toilet and catch this.
I'd like to put it in now.
Yes.
Dirty.
Hey, clean it up. It's really dirty.
Let's believe that we are Dr. Fischer and put it in.
Yes.
Is it okay like this?
Yes.
Yes, let's go.
Wow, it's dirty.
I'm sorry, but you have to turn on the switch.
Hey, are you kidding me?
Hey.
Is it okay like this?
Yes.
Wow.
Why did you ask me that?
I wanted to know only this.
Oh, I'm glad I'm still here. It's dangerous.
You can put it in here.
In the lower part of the toilet.
What?
Wow.
Is it okay like this?
Yes.
It's noisy.
Is it okay like this?
I'll put it in like this.
Yes.
Hahaha.
Hey, are you okay?
The water is dirty and it looks like it's dead.
Yes.
It's scary.
It's really scary.
Hahaha.
It's hell.
Well, I've set it up.
I'd like to poop here right now.
Okay.
I'll take it off and sit down.
Okay.
This is the maximum position.
Okay.
I'll put it in like this.
Okay.
Then I'll poop.
Okay.
Wow.
It's a good size.
It's good. It's a good size.
Oh, oh, oh.
Wow.
I'll poop.
Which one?
Today?
Yes, yes.
Ah!
It's poop.
Poop.
Hahaha.
What's going on?
It's a trap, this video.
You can't show me this, can you?
No, no, no, absolutely not.
Have you ever thought you'd catch it?
No.
Are you kidding me?
No.
No, for real?
It stinks, man.
Hey, let's stop that.
What do we do?
I don't know what to do.
If there was such a strange development,
the video would be a mess.
This is no good.
It's not good if it's too dirty.
Let's give up for now.
Ouch!
A fish!
It's coming!
What is it?
No, it's not.
Ouch!
It's coming!
Let's give up for now.
Bye bye!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
He's ironing for some reason.
Only Blake knows.
- It doesn't work. - Huh?
- Let's iron it. - Iron it?
- Let's iron it. - Yes, yes.
It's really hot in here.
Aghhhh!
- Oh no! - Hahaha!
Ow, ow, ow!
- It warms up and you get this smell. - Oh no!
- But it's really warm in here. - It's super warm.
- Is it stretching? - Ta-dah!
- It stretches! - Shhhhh!
It's really hot in here. It's quiet, but...
I'm in the middle of dying...
Hey, you wanna spit it out?
Spit it out!
Why?
Just once...
WHY DO YOU KILL YOURSELF LIKE THAT?!
So you put it in here...
Close it...
Squeeze it...
It's like a fire extinguisher, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
The blood will spread...
Here we go...
Okay!
One, two...
Here we go!
Eat this!
EAT THIS!
Do it, do it, do it...
Where's my underwear?
Huh?
I don't have underwear!
Where's my underwear?!
Huh?
Huh? What's this?
Oh, it's hot...
Huh? Like...
Huh? Underwear in here?!
There's underwear in here!
Huh? Did you vaccinate me?!
Underwear...
Underwear in here...
Huh?
Oh yeah, I don't have city honey!
I need city honey!
There's city honey in here!
Huh? What's...
Huh?
What's going on?
Huh?
Huh? What?
Huh? Reikop?
Did you vaccinate me with Reikop?
Reikop...
Did you vaccinate me with Reikop?
Huh?
This is totally Reikop, right?
What's going on?!
Huh?!
This is so stupid!
Huh?!
This is...
Huh?
There also feels like an outcome.
This...
What is this person doing?!
How is this person doing all of this?!
Huh?!
What's this?!
Huh?!
Wait, wait...
What is...what is this?!
Huh?!
What is this?! Is it being absorbed?! Is star honey also being absorbed?!
What's going on?! Huh?!
Iron Man...
IT'S IRON MAN!!!!!
Hahahahaha!
I see!
Wow! You're good at this!
I'm good?! I'm happy!
You're good at this!
Come, come!
It's not Iron Man, it's Iron Man!
Wow!
You're good at this!
I can't believe you can do it!
You've finally come to terms with it!
That's how it is!
In the past...
I came up with this idea when I was young.
Hahahahaha!
What kind of moment is this?!
On the other hand, there aren't many choices and there aren't many things you can do in the past.
On the other hand, it might be easier to make videos.
Yeah.
All you have to do is do something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When you're talking to your bedroom, it reflects.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like in the past.
Yeah, it was really good in the bedroom.
Yeah, it was really good in the bed.
That's true!
There wasn't a room like that in the past!
Wow!
Here you go, it's yours.
Oh no...
If it was a bed, I'd have forgotten about it.
It's kind of frustrating.
But you know what?
I didn't use a tripod.
Wow!
That's what I thought!
Wow! That's...
Wow!
I didn't say it in front of you!
When you put it down...
Do you want a tripod?
You didn't say it.
Do you want a tripod?
And you put it down.
Oh no...
That's not good...
You put it on the chair and you were really worried about it.
Wow!
Go away!
That's not good!
Until I collaborated with Cristina Mizutamari Bond, I've been using a tripod.
Are you okay?!
But you're succeeding!
You're succeeding!
Why don't you know much about cameras?!
Even though you're doing such interesting things!
It's like "Parallel World" from ten years ago.
Yeah.
If we were like...
I'd be happy if we could do it!
Times have changed.
Right?
On the contrary, this could be done.
If our style of content was established...
Even if it's 10 years later and it's completely different...
I want to make a video that's 100,000 minutes like back in the day.
There's a possibility of that.
There is!
There's a possibility of that.
Times have changed after 7 years.
Let's talk about the next 7 years.
Yeah, I don't think it'll be like this 7 years from now.
It'll be totally different from now.
What are you doing?
It'll be like 1934 or something like that.
It'd be fun if we did what we do now back in those days.
And it'd be fun if we did what we do now back in those days.
Let's do what we did 14 years ago.
But it might be fun.
We'd like to do things like this in the distant future.
So, subscribe to my channel.
Click on my face.
No, it won't stop.
This video won't stop.
I won't edit it.
It won't stop under my computer.
It'll stop when you have this function.
Yeah.
I'll see you in another video.
Bye bye!